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My apologies to to my faithful invisible followers (I know who you are) for my scarcity lately in my posts. This past month has been hectic with Christmas and New Years. You’ll all be happy to know, I’ve survived to see 2010. Let me clear something up right now, up front, we’ll be referring to 2010 as twenty-ten. Please disseminate this information amongst yourselves.

You may be confused about the title of this post “From Russia With Love”. No I have not been in Russia visiting our Siberian friends. This post qualifies for a rant/humorous story.

Today, one of our ex clients, I’ll call her Miss X, called completely irate. The reason you might ask? That’s really not important, the important part for you to know was just that it was just ridiculous. A few minutes later Miss X came storming into our office screaming like a banshee! Oh boy, I thought this was going to be a replay of a couple years ago when Jim had to “help” a client out of our office.

I was in my office, trying not to laugh hysterically as she screams “Your office smells like piss! It smells like someone peed on the carpet!” Seriously, are you that immature that you just have to make random things up? Then she yelled that we were being sooooo rude to her because she’s Russian! Madame, I’m sorry but my problem with you isn’t because of your Siberian descent, but because of the fact that your a blatant liar! But for the record, we were not nor have we ever been rude to you or mistreated you.

So Miss X, please accept my love, from Russia and get the hell out G’Day!

Ohh yes and while we’re talking about humorous things, I saw a woman fly over the handle bars of her bicycle the other day while I was waiting at a light on my way home